Phelps Family Targeting Albany, NY in March

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The Phelp's Family is continuing their tour of American high schools and colleges by targeting Albany High School and SUNY-Albany in early March. Here's the announcement:

03/06/2009 07:15 AM - 07:50 AM Albany, NY Albany High School - God Hates Fags! 700 Washington Ave Upward of 2,900 young souls are attending and being lied to regularly at this High School in Upstate New York. Since we will be in the area, it is time for these children to see/hear a little truth for one time in their lives. Each time your parents, and the other adults told you “It’s okay to be gay” they tell you three things: 1) God is a liar; 2) There actually is no God; 3) You have free will. Those are all lies, and we will tell you the only truth that might save your never dying souls, to wit: God Hates Fags, God Hates Fag Enablers, God Hates You, The Siege Is Here, You Hate Your Kids/You Eat Your Kids, Obama Is The Antichrist. Now if that does not fix you, nothing will. As a forewarning to you little violent beasts, read this story about what happened to the young adults who mocked Elisha when he came to prophesy to them: 2 Kings 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. Oh for some well-placed she bears. AMEN!

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03/06/2009 08:20 AM - 09:00 AM Albany, NY SUNY Albany - God Hates The World 353 Broadway Your website at that college brags that they will put the world within their students’ reach. Well, there is no more important thing in the WORLD than to have the truth preached to you. So, we are happy to oblige. John 7:7 The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil. John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. 1John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you. No charge, it is our pleasure. Here is the truth, to wit: Psalm 111:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever. Pr 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. Pr 9:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. Pr 15:33 The fear of the LORD is the instruction of wisdom; and before honour is humility. Let those who seek true wisdom, seek after God! AMEN!Feb 2009

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There is a nice counter protest in the works that sounds like it could be wonderful. But, I can't help but wonder about these people. It seems that all they do as a "church" is roam the highways of our country stopping periodically to make nuisances of themselves by desecrating the U.S. flag and calling people names. Other than looking in fits like characters from a bad Stephen King novel or Wal-Mart white trash Pentecostal sluts, I don't see what their point is. They can't even string together a coherent sentence!

I like calling them the "Phelps Family" because it has that same ring as "Manson Family" and somehow they strike me as very similar. Sort of like an unholy coupling of Jim Jones and Charles Manson. I wonder if murders and disappearances tick up when they're in the neighborhood for a "protest." Hell, what better cover than being a "church" and roaming the country in vans and cars to "protest?"

Anyway, if you have time and are near Albany, NY give the good folks there a hand in standing up to the latest iteration of a batshit crazy cult that only could exist in the United States. Yes, that United States of America that they hate so much.

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