Christian Coalition Ready to Fight

WASHINGTON - MAY 06:  Michele Combs, vice pres...Image by Getty Images via DaylifeWell, they're ready to fight as soon as they raise some money and attract more than the handful of supporters they have left.

Unfortunately for the good old CC, hate and psychotic paranoia has been an expansion market for many years. No longer can they claim to be the principal voice of intolerance and craziness in America as they are forced to compete with the dozen or so other "Christian" and "Family" groups out there.

How sad for them. Here's their latest marketing appeal that harkens back to the paranoia and delusions of persecution so near and dear to American Christian Conservatives across our great land. Arise for the godless homos, brown skins, witches, and liberals are coming for you!

As we begin a new year and a new congress comes into session, pro-family conservatives must face a stark reality: the liberal onslaught is coming.

It is coming because extreme liberals look at the election results as their opportunity to solidify domination of our government and our culture … [W]e know what they plan to do. It’s no secret. The only question is what will we do to stop them?

Liberals don’t want Christians like you and I to stand up and work together. They know how effective we can be when we speak with one voice. That’s why it is so vital that we work to educate and activate America’s Christian conservatives!

Stand with us as we work to prepare Christian conservatives to fight back against the assault on our values being waged in the halls of our government. But if you want to stand up for your beliefs, you simply must speak out … [N]ow is not the time for us to despair and give up. There is too much at stake for conservatives to be caught on the sidelines.

Perhaps their first bit of education could be the correct use of the pronoun "I" as in: "Liberals don't want Christians like you and ME to stand up..."

Really, homeschooling is supposed to be better, right?

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